My brain says no but my pants say off.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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