I feel like I'm in dance class right now
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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