So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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