sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
