dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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