it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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