So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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