dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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