Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Church boner. Awkwardddd
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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