Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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