Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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