I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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