I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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