Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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