Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
