in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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