Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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