You made me cry and you don't even care
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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