You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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