I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
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He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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