Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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