it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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