your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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