another moral hangover. fuck.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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