oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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