So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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