Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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