I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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