but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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