In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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