Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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