Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
he shaved USA in his pubs
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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