so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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