So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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