So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
and she was petting her beer can
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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