Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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