im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
i need some magic done to my vagina
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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