I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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