we're blogging at a bar
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
third nipple confirmed
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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