I bet he comes in French.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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