Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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