I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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