k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
tell me about the fingering
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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