I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
