all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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