He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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