she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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