The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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