Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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