so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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