I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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