she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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