Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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