I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Randomize