Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I love having hate sex.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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