Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
vagina is talking i cant
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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