I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
We talked him into tasing himself.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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