So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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