The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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