you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
