My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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