that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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