I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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