Well douche your snatch and let's go!
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
