he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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