Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
